Have I ever told you Safari is my favorite browser.
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It’s hard out here for a pimp!
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Rock, paper, scissor, blowjob!
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Suckretary has these message pads for when I’m out of theoff.us.
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Marley & Me spoiler alert!
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Sound like a porn title to anyone else? (taken @ Starbucks)
“Really didn’t need astronomers to tell me my Ex-Wife is a Cancer! But thanks for making it official.”
All theoff.us… (via sharkbyteusa)
“Dear lady wearing the burka, I hope you weren’t offended when my 4yo asked if you were a ninja, because it was kinda the highlight of my day.”
I am out of the office, your: [txt | email | IM | comment | voicemail] has been deleted. I'm busy posting stupid shit on this blog. Fuck you very much. —Me